Why Don't You Get A Job?

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch
He tells me everyday
He says: "Man, I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass, he works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Na-na why don't you get a job?"
Say "No way", say "No way ya, no way
Na-na why don't you get a job?"

I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
To keep the bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
'Cause that girl's got expensive taste

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Na-na why don't you get a job?"
Say "No way", say "No way ya, no way
Na-na why don't you get a job?"

Well, I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all, oh yeah
But, hey man, free rides just don't come along everyday

(Let me tell ya bout the other friend now)

My friend's got a boyfriend and she hates that dick
She tells me every day
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Na-na why don't you get a job?"
Say "No way", say "No way ya, no way
Na-na why don't you get a job?"

"I won't give ya no money, I always pay
Na-na why don't you get a job?"
Say "No way", say "No way ya, no way
Na-na why don't you get a job?"